I Tried The Full-Body Health Scan Over 50,000 People Are Waiting In Line For
“Tissue imaging complete,” asserted a robotic voice over the speaker. I’m laying on a pale yellow table in an all-yellow room—which felt like an aesthetic mash-up between Severance and Backrooms —hooked up to cords measuring my blood pressure, heart health, and every other metric I didn’t know I nee





